After that, the ham sausage was softly attached to the lips of the hammer. This uncharacteristic gentleness made the hammer suddenly lose its discretion. It was the consciousness that hugged the ham sausage more tightly.
After four years of companionship, the two past friends suddenly kissed each other, which really surprised them, but then they felt at ease and enjoyed this almost synchronous tacit understanding. It was really difficult to find something similar except people like them who lived day and night.
The hammer touched the chest, pinched Hammer’s ass and secretly hugged Bai Fei’s waist, but there was no time when he was flustered and could match the sudden gentle kiss of ham sausage.
Neither of them knows how long it took until the sky suddenly exploded with fireworks to wake up the sinful dog man and woman.
"Mama … I want to go home and brush my teeth." Sausage got up and wiped her mouth and started to run, blushing. "I was licked by a dog when I fell asleep."
"Fuck …" Fixed hammer also recovered, and hurriedly wiped his mouth with his sleeve. "It’s disgusting to me. There is a gay illusion …"
The voice just fell and the ham turned around and it was a whip. "Mom forced me to roll!"
Fixed hammer smirked and dodged a bullet, and then walked quickly before putting your hand on your ham and shoulder. "Brother, you have to keep my secret, or my name will be ruined if you tell anyone."
The ham turned white and the hammer was "dead"
Although they swore all the way, they were still very happy and went to the city center together to participate in today’s grand carnival, which lasted for a week.
This passer-by is a sea of people, and the new image of adding hammer and bald head has not been made public. No one can recognize him all the way.
Moreover, today, I want to change my ham sausage into a woman who looks like a woman. She is 1.75 meters tall with charming eyes. The rate of return is nearly 90%, and she has no intention of pulling a hammer roadside stall to buy snacks and cheap bags.
"I want to play this!" When I was in a small park in the middle of the street, I suddenly pointed to a festival in front and deliberately opened a shooting range filled with all kinds of cute plush toys "Go!"
"Let’s take a look at five dollars and hit you with one shot!"
The owner of the small shooting range warmly greeted the people coming and going, and the ham was unceremoniously dragged and unwilling to hammer into the crowd, and then pointed to the farthest and heaviest doll and shouted, "Shoot it! Shoot! "
The hammer waved his hand. "Don’t play such a stupid game!"
"Play …" Ham sausage pouted "Hurry up"
"It’s not a shame to lose!" Fixed hammer eyes a stare, "don’t be so sissy!"
"No … I want to play …" Sausage tugged at the hammer hand and leaned close to his ear. "Don’t be fucking shameless."
Ding hammer was stunned by this sentence and didn’t speak for a long time. At this time, the shooting range owner was not happy. He looked at Ding hammer with disdain. "Such a beautiful girlfriend wants to spend you five dollars. Why don’t you be so unhappy?"
After that, the little brother patted his chest with a heroic face. "I’ll invite you to play with the beauty!"
Dinghammer sighed, "You will regret it."
Ham sausage stared at the hammer and smiled sweetly at the boss, "Thank you."
This limp and numb voice made the boss dizzy and looked at the ham for a while, and then his hand consciously took the shooter to the ham and gave it to her …
"Just play? Really? "
"That’s how the yes talks. Just hit it …"
Before he finished speaking, his eyes were already straight, his ham was skillfully pulled to bolt the chamber, and then he shot against his shoulder. The whole movement was done in one go, and there was no silk to do it.
"one"
The gun came out before the sound was heard, and then a doll card fell.
At that time, the small boss was also happy to hand the doll represented by the card to the ham sausage, and the ham sausage put it aside and continued to pull the bolt "two"
The boss was stupefied … silent for a while, but still gave the doll to the ham sausage, and then continued to watch the ham sausage beat the doll with great interest.
"Three … four … five … six …"
Before you know it, there are young people around here who are watching, and there are mountains of dolls around the sausage. Finally, the biggest and most beautiful doll is waving at the sausage.
The face of the heroic little boss next to him has become quite ugly. He silently swallows saliva next to him. Whenever the ham sausage shouts, he will consciously look back at his shelf.
"I said that it is not easy for you to make a living!" Next to the hammer is a doll "I can’t hold it!" "
"I can’t take it!" The ham didn’t shout back "the last one!" "
With a crisp "pa", the last card should also fall to the ground, and the onlookers will scream in unison, while the small boss will silently pick up the tall bear with his head down and hand it to the ham sausage, and then he will quietly prepare to go home.
The ham sausage laughed and picked up a long plastic rope from the side, then squatted down to tie the dolls into backpacks and resisted behind him. "Let’s go!"
Looking at the people around the ham like a small train, they were amazed, curious and praised, but the hammer shook his head silently and looked at the little boss. "Right? What did I tell you?" Regret it? "
"Well …" The boss silently packed up his things and prepared to close before "overdressed"
Fixed hammer sighed and took out his wallet and pulled out two or three thousand dollars to put in front of him. "That guy is not easy to mess with."
Of course, it’s not easy … You can recite a hundred catties doll like a small bag, and the strange girl doesn’t introduce me to punch a hole, so you will know that it’s not a good crop. If she hadn’t been hammered, she would have repaired this guy’s bad character long ago.
Finally, I found this guy didn’t converge at all. Originally, she turned her head 90% because of her beauty. Now, because of her wonderful work, her turn-back rate soared to 200%. After all, a younger sister carries a doll two or three meters high … This is a very strange thing, okay?
Now, she is carrying more than 100 kilograms of dolls next to an ice cream stall, and is discussing with her boss whether she can add Chili sauce to the outside of the ice cream.
"Can I eat without Chili sauce?" The ham and intestines are crossed. "Do you know ice cream?"
The boss told a hundred families to argue, "Sister … I was wrong. Leave me alone."
The hammer took a long breath and was full of nai. He went around from behind and grabbed the ham and intestines. He ran and said, "Something’s wrong!"
There is nothing wrong with the accident. The key is the hammer. I really don’t want to see the ham and intestines fooling around. The strange personality makes her seem out of place in this world. It feels that this cat should be harmful to people. Indeed, compared with the big fat cat who can jump butterflies, it is more realistic …
"What’s the matter?" The ham was in a hurry and asked, "Did someone call!"